They also don’t have healthcare, or protection from predators. Just like Americans?
Hedgehogs are cuter.
Source: The Mirror
That’s why there’s a page 3 hedgehog.
As a US based animal healthcare provider, I can confirm there is free healthcare available for our wildlife!
Vote for me and I’ll fix this.
Someone needs to tax that blue bastard. You’ve got my vote.
Its because all their assets are in hedge funds
Wait, is a hedgehog a quick animal?
I don’t know if they’re quick, but they’re certainly sharp.
oh, that’s clever
That’s because they are hedging against the government.
Thanks this will save me a lot of money
Hedgehogs are clearly part of the problem, and since they seem likely to be tastier than old, fat rich humans I say we start with eating them first.
Gotta go fast
Quick animal fact: Hedgehogs can shit themselves to death if given regular cows milk.
Apparently they made commercials in the UK 14+ years ago about this..Either do you. But the consequences a would be for you.
True, they primarily eat chili dogs
But they’re full of ticks and lungworms, poor guys
What? :(
Well I hope not all of them.
Also, have to add, not paying taxes is not a flex to me
Am hedgehog. Can confirm.
