that’s too normal tho

It’s alabama dude it’s my only shot

god i wish i was her brother

Did the crew even thank him for all the mouse catching he clearly did to stay healthy after that trip?

Me

Yelp for boomers.

nothing cute about glaucoma, buddy

if you show up naked to a school at almost 40 i think bad things will happen

You can’t stop me.

IUDs fail. Condoms fail. With their powers combined they fail significantly less.

Can I have your bard?

I thought indie publishing was already their thing.

Why is the sky lesbian?

Did your game do poorly? Straight to unemployment.

Did your game do very well? Believe it or not, straight to unemployment.

I’ll show you my PP slap

You really did need to watch the entirety of malcolm in the middle after season 3 to get the full lore.

At least the comment was an overall happy one. Luckynumber bot could have done this to a comment about someone dying to the drugs.

Big brother doesn’t let us turn our tvs off anymore.

He fucks enough kids to qualify.

It’s sad because it’s not filled with mayo yet.