Which hand is holding the lemon?

He used to be MacGuyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick. Now he’s MacUseless.

AppleTV has a feature where they turn on subtitles for ten seconds when you hit the back button. Everyone should copy this.

I’m talking about the one line… “And farther below Lake Ontario takes in what Lake Erie can send her…”

8D + 1I

I’m trying to relearn “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.” It’s difficult.

FYI, it’s ‘Kah-moosh-kha’

"I opposite-of-hate you."

Scary bad teeth.

It looks like teeth.

No, what’s the second.

Been to mars lately?

Ouch

I think it would work better with shady characters.

Naan is what happens when you divide the dough by zero.

I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind you looked…

(Are we going to do the whole thing?)

I didn’t know you were called Dennis!

I call mine ‘heather’ because one day I just had to ask ‘what’s your damage?’ after a particularly noisy squabble.

Well I can’t just call you ‘man’.

I don’t know if they’re quick, but they’re certainly sharp.

They’re the same picture.