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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Turn on my computer, boots super fast. Log in, I’m ready to compute in under a second. No AI in my face.

    Thank you Linux.

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      Linus could do something funny and embed a copy of bonzi buddy with a tux skin in the kernel.

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        Then maintainers would not add that to their distro or you could easily recompile your kernel without it.

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          Linux noob: is recompiling your kernel a time consuming task?

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            5 minutes, 26 seconds. Arguably faster than a single Windows update installs.

            https://openbenchmarking.org/test/pts/build-linux-kernel

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            The last time I had to recompile the Linux kernel was around 2013 or so, and it only took about the time it takes to go take a piss then go smoke a joint.

            I’m a patient penguin…

            Only gotta do it once for driver issues right?

            Maybe? Right?

            🐧

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      add fortune; to .bashrc for occasional laughs.

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