PM declares war on pigeons.
The Uk collectively deciding that all politicians are arseholes, and electing Larry the No 10 Cat as Prime Minister would be S-tier British humour.
Prime Minister Larry and deputy Prime Minister Binface would make me proud to be British.
Yall should replace the King with Larry.
For the uninitiated, Larry is far from the first official mouser of 10 Downing street, it’s a time-honored tradition at this point.
They wouldn’t be a TERFascist attacking trans kids and Palestine protesters, so huge upgrade.
I hear he’s really racist against mice.
Ah shit, you’re right. I did some more digging into his background.
Everyone loves Larry.
A leader I would die for
Dying for Larry would be the greatest honour anyone could ever have
An animal as a leader would at least not make anything worse… so there’s a real upside.
good band, too
I had that in mind when typing… :)
Even better than the lettuce and that was the best prime minister for decades
The lettuce gave no one diahreea. That’s at least one point for the lettuce
I love how official the article is. Early career and all included.
I mean, he is a civil servant who lives at number 10 after all. Clearly an important part of the government
Lifts back leg, licks own arse in front of cameras, saunters off without a care what anyone thinks. Seeks out the nearest person to give it everything it desires.
Sounds a perfect (pun deliberately avoided) fit!
Alternate ending; “Boris, is that you?” (That would be too insulting to the cat though to associate so closely)
So you think that Britain doesn’t have any problems left and the best behavioral model for the Prime Minister is licking his balls and demanding food?
It’s an upgrade from an older model who liked to do things with pig’s heads, so 🤷🏽♀️
I’d take a PM who just licks his balls and demands food over one trying to cut welfare.
We don’t need Boris Johnstone back, no.
