Reality is often “controversial” these days.

My pedophiles are better than your pedophiles! Why? It says so right here in my holy book!

I’d say soapy teddies is the flaw in that.

New meme just dropped

Why would I have to rationalize it?

Shut up, Wesley!

Nothing could be more in character for Trump than trying to exonerate Nixon.

Somewhat.

Bold of you to assume I need a reason.

Where is she keeping the gun, if she’s out robbing people? Just want to know out of scientific curiosity.

And teach them how to scavenge for food because they won’t be able to afford that either.

The cruelty is the point.

Aw, honey! Don’t be like that!

When I worked in consulting, it went like this:

What’s the difference between a hooker and a consultant?

A consultant will kiss you on the mouth.

Go to the back of the queue!

It would definitely be possible but it would likely be wildly inefficient.

They get whipped too.

Everything’s a file.

OK, maybe more hentai than anime.

He was wondering whether his real doll had moved since he last left the room.

This would be a good plot for an anime.