I’ve never seen anything make more people act stupid faster. It’s like they’re in some sort of frenzy. It’s like a cult.

Three years ago and everyone talks about it like life has never and will never exist without it and if you don’t use it you’re useless to society

So stupid I don’t have a nice, non-rage-inducing way to describe it. People are simply idiots and will fall for any sort of marketing scam

“AI: not even once”

My laptop is 9 years old this summer and it’s an absolute beast. It never gives me any trouble

I have another that’s 7 years old and was crappy from day one

My cat the last few days…

He’s a tough negotiator too. He spends a solid half hour demanding garbage before he gives up and eats his food

Joke’s on you. I can do both those accents.

I work mostly evenings and weekends and being able to run errands when it’s not busy and do chores when flatmates aren’t around makes up for it.

This dude thinks Ukraine “was asking for it”

EDIT: The difference between Reddit and Lemmy is that here I can still see the downvotes as opposed to enjoying the obliviousness of a positive score. Here I know there are 7 pro-Russia degenerates who saw this comment. I’d rather know.

I don’t think it lived in his ear…

Your mom?

EDIT: Sorry. Low-hanging fruit.

EDIT 2: Like your mom

EDIT 3: Goddammit, I can’t help myself

EDIT 4: (around your mom)

EDIT 5: That’s it. I’m logging out.

It’s Slim Shady law now.

I got banned for suggesting someone in Trump’s administration should get the death penalty for something that you can actually get the death penalty for.

Far-right nuts have been screaming about that 2nd amendment you guys have for decades.

Now that left-wingers are talking about it… it’s a problem.

Jesus fucking christ so blatantly evil

Holy crap that Recall app that “works by taking screenshots” sounds like such a waste of resources. How often would you even need that?

https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/the-verdict-is-in-windows-recall-is-great-actually

Virtually everything described in this article already exists in some way…