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nobody came;-)
I can tell this is fake because “man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act” is so far beyond fiction it’s not even funny.
Although that does sound like an Onion article title.
You can’t say “bukkake” on the internet now?
I think it’s funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash or pour something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.
The fuck’s the point of getting bukkaked if you’re gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?
It’s required PPE in the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.
I’m no fancy bukkake expert, but I’d wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.
Goggles seem valid, but hair? Should rinse right out.
Only with cold water. Semen has a lot of protein in it, which means it will curdle and harden like scrambled eggs when it gets hot. Lots of women make the mistake of trying to use hot water, (because hot water cleans better, right?) but that has it immediately gumming up and getting sticky before they can even get the shampoo lathered.
