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SOREN: Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
RIKER: Er.
It was part of Gene’s Vision.
Look, if Riker asked me… I’d say yes. The beard alone does it.
So no first season Riker?
Ew. No thank you.
EDIT: I’m shocked that Deanna can be grossed out by kissing with the beard. Frakes looks out of place without it.
Because they’re spiky and itchy
Have beard. Can confirm.
A mouth is a mouth
Hole in one.
A grade holes, yes.
Hole up…
Hole down. Up against the wall.
Be my Rubbermaid, baby, and we can do it all
