Why do you think I’m always wearing these sexy lil cargo shorts? Because I’m hauling all of this junk around.
I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship. Not to brag or anything.
Let her do butt stuff to you.
She is constantly jokes about this and I can’t tell if she is serious.
My wife grabs my butt almost as often as I grab hers and that’s kind of a lot.
If y’all don’t want it slapped, leave that cake in the kitchen. Men just asking for it. We see how you’re dressed.
How can she slap!?
I’d love for a woman to touch my ass.
Hey as long as I don’t get an unexpected finger in the hole, she can touch my butt as much as she wants. Unless I’ve got swamp ass, then I need a shower first.
I appreciate any sort of touch from a woman who shows interest in me
I want her finger in my hole too.
Okay, now swap the genders
girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.
Ok. So?
Now swap them again.
Whoa hold on I’m not sure that’s allowed
HE SAID SWAP THE GENITALS!
