My wife grabs my butt almost as often as I grab hers and that’s kind of a lot.
I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship. Not to brag or anything.
Let her do butt stuff to you.
She is constantly jokes about this and I can’t tell if she is serious.
Why do you think I’m always wearing these sexy lil cargo shorts? Because I’m hauling all of this junk around.
If y’all don’t want it slapped, leave that cake in the kitchen. Men just asking for it. We see how you’re dressed.
How can she slap!?
I’d love for a woman to touch my ass.
Hey as long as I don’t get an unexpected finger in the hole, she can touch my butt as much as she wants. Unless I’ve got swamp ass, then I need a shower first.
I appreciate any sort of touch from a woman who shows interest in me
I want her finger in my hole too.
