The prequel to Cocaine Bear we didn’t know we needed.

My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like “let’s give cocaine to salmon and see what happens”

So we’ll have bigger meatier salmon?

I thought this was dumb at first, but then realised these researchers must have procured some lab-grade cocaine for testing purposes.

Imagine how far the salmon would have swam id they’d been given all the cocaine they said they did.

So do I, so do I…

Okay, hold on. I’ve got a better idea…

Seems like a waste of cocaine.

Cocaine affected people do too.

Well good for them

Just scientists studying the consequences of America’s cocaine infested waters.

I probably would too tbh

Can confirm.