Just added to the pile I guess.

My upstairs neighbor has two cats and this is them at the weirdest damned hours. I like it though, it reminds me of one of the good things for my childhood. I miss having a cat and I hate being allergic.

Okay kids, we’re gonna play a new game today called “lay down on this big tarp!”

No I guarantee the person who designed that made it into a studio.

It’s the biggest bomb sense Ishtar.

So does her girlfriend.

Okay Shaggy that’ll be enough pot for today.

“Do you’re the leader of a bunch of unrelated, stressed out, social predatory animals that have been removed from their natural environment and social groups and forced together for the entertainment of humans?”

Wow look at how much he photoshopped his jawline lol

Maybe somebody thought they were being clever, but I think they’re just that stupid.

I agree with you on the “going forward” part. It sounds inane. “Folks” on the other hand I disagree with for two reasons. One, where I live, it’s a pretty standard term, as in “hey there folks” as well as a synonym for “parents” depending on context.

The other, I’ve started using it as a gender neutral in place of things like “ladies and gentlemen.” People who get mad about using peoples’ correct pronouns, aka conservative assholes, are completely blind to it being for that purpose. While it’s not something that matters very often for me, it’s useful and therefore just an easy habit to adopt that’s harmless in all contexts.

It’s because these idiots believe their own bullshit.

Oh no it’s not one versus the other. They add up. Like compound interest.

We should be so lucky.

I mean this was inevitable the second she got fired transferred to a made up job.

Well at least I’m beta canon he got jumped like 2 ranks an a year or something after taking some time off on Earth. He got married eventually too.

Three different versions of him lose a pip each. Then they all end up in an episode of Lower Decks and are heroes.

Good to know. And yeah, I mean obviously you don’t go there sober unless you’re young enough to need a place to hang out at 3am.

Woo, that’s a tricky combo to pull off. Make sure your achievement is put on your tombstone for that one.