I feel it when I’ve got tedious paperwork that needs to be done. Suddenly I’ve got so much energy and motivation to run the vacuum cleaner around.

I think there needs to be a large part of the game to ignore to make the bit you want to do feel better.

“We get record temperatures every year, its nothing new”

banned for 3 weeks. Fill this form in explaining why you shouldn’t be banned and we’ll review it.

permabanned

Every fucking time. Fuck those fucks. I’ve received fairer treatment from the playground bully.

Yeah no I’m with you 100%, I’ve just lost count how many times ive seen this particular thread of conversation.

HeY BrO YOu CAn PosT AnYtHiNg SAyINg “HuRRRrrrR No PoLiTikS” iS sUcH A BrAinDeAd TaKe BrO

I was/am. After my 4th random permaban I said fuck it, typed “reddit alternative” into Google and this popped up.

Its pretty sweet for now until theres too many of us on the lifeboat and Skynet finds us and we get bots out the arse.

Every day the curse “may you live in interesting times” gets more and more relevant

Sure your nonna wouldn’t stand for it but my gran told me the gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry.

They’re not to be trusted

Whats even more stupid is that in less than 100 years he’ll be dead anyway making the whole endeavour absolutely futile.

What a fool.

Trophies

Cheap streaks

Sounds like my first wife

I laughed a lot. Checked the time, I was about 25% of the way through.

10/10

But not in the UK

Emails received. If youre going to CC me on everything youll run out of allowance in no time

The fun part is that you can just decide thats what youe life currently is. Your memories of friends and family? All plants. Your lack of kung fu skills? Deliberately dormant until you receive the activation phrase.

Where he man

The odds are low but we dont know for sure theyre zero

So what do you say to somebody you hate? Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way?

grandmas on the edge of her seat

He looks less handsome from this angle