DEAD DOVES
[Looks in paper bag]
[Recoils]
“Well, I dont know what I was expecting…”
Really makes you think!
What happens if I use chop sticks?
You can’t pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can’t be perforated.
Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about…
They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots
That’s sodapressing
this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2
Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.
Lies.
Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around

Stupid slots.
I lost my neighbour’s cat’s life savings on slots. Now I have to work for him the rest of my life by giving unlimited pets, treats and catnip. I love my life!
Hey, no slot shaming!
Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.
Average mean intellect of a TikTok.
you don’t get advanced physics on a vertical video

“I can’t believe you made me watch this”
-My Wife
“My Wife”
-Bhorat
Yes.
excellent content! Effective communication!
It’s an old meme but it checks out.






