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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I guarantee this is a waste of time

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I guarantee this is a waste of time

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    DEAD DOVES

    [Looks in paper bag]

    [Recoils]

    “Well, I dont know what I was expecting…”

  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    Really makes you think!

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    What happens if I use chop sticks?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      You can’t pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can’t be perforated.

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    Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about…

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      They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots

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    That’s sodapressing

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2

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    Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.

    Lies.

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      Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around

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    Stupid slots.

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      I lost my neighbour’s cat’s life savings on slots. Now I have to work for him the rest of my life by giving unlimited pets, treats and catnip. I love my life!

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      Hey, no slot shaming!

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        Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.

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    Average mean intellect of a TikTok.

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      you don’t get advanced physics on a vertical video

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    “I can’t believe you made me watch this”

    -My Wife

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      “My Wife”

      -Bhorat

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    Yes.

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    excellent content! Effective communication!

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    Mind Blown It’s an old meme but it checks out.

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