Yea not seeing a single plan there. Just a lot of naivety of the current state of the world. But cool whatever, keep doing exactly the same thing that hasn’t worked again and again, I’m sure it’ll work this time.

I’d rather full-ass one thing then half-ass a dozen

Prostate cancer loves this one simple trick!

Oh god damn it that would have been a great Halloween costume

Is it though? Give me your plan - go on, what’s your plan to fix ALL THE THINGS, ALL AT ONCE. Cause never once in the history of man kind has anyone ever pulled everyone together to do it. I and the Nobel prize committee await your brilliant proposal.

Oh and do it with the current world leaders in power, seriously, tell me how this works with Billionaire backed right wing facists across the globe having 99.99% of the power.

Good, hope he’s sitting in hell next to Charlie Kirk

When we are all dead from the rock, the ship isn’t gonna matter - dodge the rock first, then worry about the ship

This shit is why nothing EVER gets solved, spreading out resources to all the problems instead of solving the most important one first. Just like those in power like it.

You won’t solve microplastics while the people in power won’t do anything about it. And they are too busy with dividing up the globe and planning mass executions to be bothered with something that isn’t going to affect them at all.

But whatever man. You keep putting your effort into whatever floats your boat. I’m sure you’ll feel great about it when you are getting rounded up. Heaven forbid In this cosmic hellhole a few people found a tiny bit of joy with some googly eyes

I’m a ship. In front of me is a giant rock, past that there is another ship, finally the beach. I can run into each of them. The rock is more important because I’m gonna hit that first. Can’t make it any more clear

Yes, listen to this guy - this is totally useless and you should only use cia approved communications

I feel really bad about my 6 3d printers now.

No I don’t. Look micro-plastics are bad, yea we all get that. But fucking read the room. We have way worse shit to worry about, this isn’t broken windows, this is watching billionaires fund far right politicians in every single “free” country so the can become the next queens and kings. This is watching innocent people get executed live on TV, it’s not isolated broken windows, the fucking neighborhood is burning and your the HOA president bitching about the lawn not being mowed.

Yes, yes it is. With all the other shit going on you think plastics is the thing that’s gonna kill us? World war 3 is literally already starting and a pedophile rapist with fucking Alzheimer’s and a narcissism complex has the fucking nuclear football - but don’t worry, the other world war 3 players are fucking worse.

Sit back and have a laugh my friend 50/50 chance the world will be a fucking fireball in the next 2 years

Idaho as well, there’s me just around the corner from me

This! Grind it down to granules with a cheap food processor and use it in molds with a heat gun

Shorter wait times thing is bullshit. All hospitals do Triage - the worse you are the faster you are seen

Revolution you say?

Would you say it’s POOTiful?

_I’ll show myself out _

Lies! There’s only 26 poop emojis in your post

That General was just trying to get supplies to the people trapped in the infinite IKEA! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008