I want off Mr. Toads wild ride

Nonono, see it’s DOD again because we aren’t at war

I don’t know, how does your enshittified half-games hobby run by venture capitalists with predatory fuck transactions hurt you little fucking shit? Go get grandpa a god damned beer and I’ll tell you about the wonders of game-spy AND DONT TELL YOUR MOTHER!

Sadly you’re not wrong Mr Darwin

Have some damn respect old man helped build cloud while you get excited because your IPad is blue

Sadly we live in a world where the Red Hatted Klan is ok with him fucking children but they’ll probably lose their shit when gas hits 4$ a gallon

Worst fucking sitcom ever

Back in my day games didn’t need live service for multiplayer! ~get off my damn lawn~

People who strongly promote patriotism are usually sad and lonely little people who feel disconnected from any larger group so they artificially inflate their own value in the larger group they are in by default. And then billionaires and facists exploit this

Unfortunately I have to green pill because lightburn dropped Linux support

Trump, the man who literally embodies the 7 deadly sins, is the anointed of God - yea that totally checks out.

It looks like they are pulling a weekend at Bernie’s

But did they try having bone spurs? I hear that works

I see skys of blue, red roses too, the drumpfs and Netanyafucks of the world being hunted for sport, by me and you, and I think to myself, what a wonderful woooooooorld.

I don’t know, I bought a generic one off Amazon and it works great - was mostly just making a joke because of my user name

That’s kinda the point, you can retrieve your arrows after use - in the apocalypse eventually your not going to be able to make bullets easily at a certain point

Oh man, I’ve seen FM 3 times live, honestly the best concerts I’ve ever been to - something about their music just brings out the best energy in everyone

Does it have 3$ in it and is there a Guinness in yer hand? Then welcome to the Irish me boy

I also recommend Compound Bows and Cross-Bows for when ammo is scarce - Believe me, I’ve been through quite a few civil wars in my time

How dare you assume their gender is Binary, what if they are a glebulon from Tau Ceti 3??? ( Oh shit I wasn’t supposed to reveal their existence, never mind, just a silly little joke, nothing to see here)