I’m an idiot.
It took me a couple of reads to figure out why ‘he’ was stashing bread sticks and had a purse.
I think if you assume any pronouns in this exchange you’re going to have a bad time.
Yep. Idiot for a few minutes (I got better).
It’s wonderfully wholesome.
It’s a “Murse” thank you, and it can fit 3 cubic feet of bread stick
That’s just a loaf of bread my man.
The original bread stick
“Party-size” bread stick.
Is that a baguette?
We call that a bread-sabre 'round these parts.
“I’d like a litre of sourdough.”
Sooo 12 litres?
I somehow didn’t read fully and thought the bread sticks were being shoved in the mouth
I misread “purse” and ended up in a very different story.
Ah yes, the conquest of breadsticks
Thank you for this joke, it made my day <3
I don’t like it, I feel like most feminist spaces would allow people like Bezos and Musk to live.
liberal ones maybe




