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I used to actually be more fluent in English and russian than Ukrainian until the 2022 invasion. Lots of people in Kyiv used russian for day to day conversation, and that, sadly, included my friend group. At the moment I think I’ve restored my fluency in Ukrainian, but I still sometimes have easier time finding the correct word in English.

As for my fluency in English, I can usually watch shows, play games and read books in it without any issues, tho at times subtitles help (like when parsing an accent I’m unfamiliar with).

In case you are more into word puzzles, here’s 12 word searches

Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up

Yeah, bright red is just a shallow scratch somewhere near the, uh, opening. Darker blood might be internal bleeding and that can get really bad quickly.

Mine is just scrambled

I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster

The real comment is always in the kidneys

Do NOT take this if you caught a cold. One sneeze and half of your apartment is gone.

…men

My favourite part is “repeatedly”

Cyrillic was at least based on Greek, for Korean it looks like mostly original glyphs

The closest was probably the guy who invented the Korean alphabet. Dude looked at the scribes and scholars struggling to fit Chinese characters to a language they don’t mesh with at all in terms of phonetics and grammar and said “fine, I’ll do it myself”.

I mean those are already halfway to vowels. In Japanese, “N” can be its own syllable.

The real joke here is anyone on Twitter being against capitalism

Interestingly, in Ukrainian the bone marrow is literally called “bone brain”

Of course, the real problem wasn’t the stormtrooper using the closest urinal, but his aim

certified “boys will be boys” moment

If it seems like the company doesn’t have a product, we are the product

What you’ve got there is state capitalism. Soviets gave up on socialism basically right after the first election

I can’t decide whether this is an intentional Jujutsu Kaisen reference or an accidental Jujutsu Kaisen reference because both are funny.