I can still hear the theme…

I don’t remember it being that whacky though.

SPACE LUPUS

ETFs distribute risk. Any one sub investment failing will not be a problem.

A property investment is “all your eggs in one basket” the risk of poor returns is higher.

Also liquidity, need some cash? Sell a small amount of your ETFs vs sell the entire property.

You’re the enemy of fun.

Circumcision is male genital mutilation*.

Reasonably popular opinion almost everywhere except for two specific countries…

* to be clear: but not to the same level as FGM, which is a whole level of hell worse

Before or after the wedding?

As you say, “Capitalism is the most efficient system…” says any capitalist given opportunity.

The Nazis had a ‘most efficient system’ too.

Everyone who argues against PT essentially says “I can’t use it [so nobody should]”.

Blow their minds with this one weird trick:

“If everyone else is on a bus, you get the road to yourself!”

The American Dream

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

My favourite is:

The closer a lie is to the truth the better the lie. Sometimes the truth is the best lie of all.

Diogenes enters the chat, and pisses all over it.

Typically there is at least one witness too: the cashier, a lawyer, the other party.

So, when there is a dispute that makes it to a court of some kind there’s evidence.

Seemed like a more sloppy, sexualised Farscape.

Not inaccurate.

It’s also hilarious.

The act of signing is what is important, whatever squiggly line ensues is irrelevant.

I remember being told to compare signatures in a retail job long ago. It just meant that my employer didn’t understand that either.

Leaded petrol: it really is brain damage for a couple of generations.

Though this doesn’t excuse using anything as a slur.

Most of the people who you’d like to lazily use a slur to describe probably have actual actions that can be used to describe them without resorting to a slur.

Like that orange-faced convicted rapist.

After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.

I go back to All Tomorrows every now and then. It’s weird.

This is more like:

You’d better find a way of being healthier, you’ll have to last an extra year working.

TY for gracefully avoiding my egregious mistake.

goes and reads Wikipedia

Oh, since 1960. In that case I’ll re phrase it:

The Republic of Cyprus will be pleased.