I skipped the steps of the application process that would have clued the agency in on my lack of fitness for the position. I made no effort to hide my public loathing of the agency, what it stands for, and the administration that runs it. And they offered me the job anyway.
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Things ICE agents shouldn’t do:
I dunno about giving a bunch of unknowingly LSD who also happen to have access to guns and the ability to destroy lives. Seems like a bad idea.
Now laxaitives or sediatives, that’s a different story. Cna’t shoot innocent people if you’re too busy shitting on the toilet or asleep at the wheel.
Sleeping at the wheel or speeding for a toilet still seems a bit dangerous for the average driver, but for them that sounds below their mark.
asking for a friendv does the LSD in the coffee machine work? i mean doesn’t it get burned or damaged?
Good question, I looked and it is unstable at higher temps!
Ketamine, however, is higher-temp stable ;)
Good point. Only put LSD in a cold pot. I thought ergot survived baking but maybe there’s something that stabilizes LSD in that situation.
cold brew coffee anyone?
when you say you “looked” did you just ask AI? ;)
Wikipedia, she’s my ride or die
hell yeah!
Yes, it works, but also yes, high temps will destroy LSD. So if it was a brand-new-scalding-hot pot, it would probably degrade. Would you still feel it? Idk. If it’s a lukewarm pot though, you’ll probably trip just fine.
For informational purposes only, obviously.
Urine does not heat degrade. Just sayin.
This happened at my Junior High School the year after I had left, but it turns out it was iced tea, not hot tea: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1997-04-11-mn-47764-story.html
Ugh, poor guy. Being dosed can be a lot of fun given a handful of strict conditions, but otherwise it’s worse than battery IMO. I can’t imagine having no experience with LSD and being dosed at work.
Not sure but the heat might destroy the compound
fuck yeah lsd and disco
Now you’re talking.
Except the MAGA immigrant thing. Actually don’t do that. We shouldn’t be deporting anyone because of their politics.
Its what they want. Sometimes you’re the guy wishing at the monkey paw, sometimes you’re the monkey paw.
actually, i’m thinking maybe joining ice could get me the drugs i need to live easier. also i could deport people to i don’t know honolulu
Low level ICE grunts have zero say in where people get sent
Hey not now I just got to the part of the fantasy where my pony got a medal