Godzilla would be a great president.

1700s oxen towed wagons: can be floated down river if sealed properly. Oxen sometimes poop.

2023 cybertrucks designed by modern engineers. Dies instantly in water. No poop.

You might need a trifold bun to securely handle a hotdog pyramid

So you would say the second weiner makes it… sloppy?

That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.

Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?

Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber. Also easier to eat if you cant dislocate your jaw.

Wellbutrin gave me crazy, scarring acne when I took it for a week. Idk if its common but several people I knew as kid had acne in high school

You can pretty much use shampoo for everything is the funny part. And we do for like dogs and cats, it works fine.

Any future administration should jail anyone that takes this money. This is mostly a pedophile bailout and should be treated as such.

That might work if the streets are raised 1 story and the streets become the tidal barrier. This is how the seattle waterfrony was built in some areas.

Imo though I think it makes sense in the long term to just consider the entire area a tidal or submerged area and build/modify accordingly on stilts/pilings and then backfill around just the stilts/pilings.

Roads are too flat and won’t be navigable when partly submerged. Imo thats why it makes sense to build out canals that can be navigated at low tide. The sidewalks can then serve quadruple duty as sidewalk, utility areas, mud barrier, and dock.

Netherlands doesn’t get nearly as many hurricanes.

New Orleans is probably looking more at a Venice situation. Pull out the roads and carve out canals

As a horse electrolyte salesman I strongly condemn the idea that people can be healthy without corporate intervention.

Ireland has only had taters for 400 years and the famine was caused by british landlords.

The cause of the cultural behavior usually has a purpose though.

Dirt (especially clay) is often rich in iron and magnesium. Humans used to use ceramic pottery extensively until recently. It wouldn’t surprise me if there were some benefits.

Gender is the norms society associates with sex. A lot of modern things associated with gender are just the product of marketing campaigns: pink as a “girl color” was a marketing push in the early 20th century. Pants are a more recent popular product than people like to admit with kilts, tunics, togas, robes, etc having been male attire until like 1500 AD.

Sexualizing clothing, colors, and now boutique cosmetic surgery (specifically mar a lago face, for instance) etc is some freak shit that ‘conservatives’ do to virtue signal about what good little boys they are because they follow the inane gender codes created by marketing and fads.

The problem with debt is you need some material thing to offset it. If you take out a loan for a car your debt is offset by the car. There’s no good measure of the value of the economy to the avg person.

The GDP is just a measure of “work done” its not a measure of the actual “car” etc we’re paying for. The problem is the government and corporate america are slowly firing all the people that create real, valuable products and replacing it with slop, police state bullshit and outright fraud.

So instead of getting houses, groceries and gas etc for this debt we’re getting “financial products”, “ai”, price fixing, corporate collusion, private prisons and other things that kind of inflate corporate value while average people see no real world returns on the spending

People aren’t born with clothing attached; most of human history exists outside of pants.

This a good post. I won’t narc on you tho.