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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

Been putting a lot of thought into this

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Been putting a lot of thought into this

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net
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    Unsticking a ball that’s been stuck against your inner thigh.

  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    Taking off a chest binder.

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      I mean…I just keep my binders in a filing cabinet like normal people, but I guess you do you

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        This guy organizes

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        You have a filing cabinet?

        • Katana314@lemmy.world
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          I mean, not here. But give me five minutes to look up my secretary’s number in my Rolodex so I can dial her number on my rotary phone, and she could take a Polaroid of it for me to share.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Taking off dress shoes

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    Taking off a pair of big heavy steel toed workboots after a long day in the sun is pretty fucking good.

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    Removing my gross socks after a long day on my feet. The dressier the socks, the better the feeling.

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      Oh yeah, this is it. Peeling off those thin dress socks after a day walking in the city in non-breathable leather shoes. So nice.

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    For me as a man, it’s the same. It’s also pure bliss when women take of their bra

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    Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.

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    Unsticking my balls from my legs after sitting in the car

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    Taking of the socks after a long day of skiing

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    10 hours ago

    Taking off someone else’s bra?

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    11 hours ago

    Taking off your belt and switching to pajama pants.

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    10 hours ago

    Farting a fart that needed to be farted all day

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      A good friend put it well:

      “It’s like a nice sunrise. I’ve seen it a thousand times before but I’m still going to admire it”

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        Few things are as stunning as watching them be released. Allowed to roam free. And then nature makes it even more stunning as a small gust of cold air wakes them up at their very core. The most prevalent but dormant section comes to life reaching up for the sky

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    Scratching your balls.

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      Scratch your own balls, weirdo!

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      According to my husband, you don’t actually scratch them, you pinch them a bit. Big if true.

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        Everyone scratches differently.

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          Stretch and outward rake

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            The ideal technique for when they’re itchy.

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            Or lift and let flop. Having them swing freely is nice.

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              The ideal technique for when they’re sweaty or sticky.

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    Don’t know a day-to-day equivalent, but in winter, taking of your ski shoes after a day of skiing is straight up orgasmic.

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