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I’m thinking of replying with this:

Do it
I’m trying to decide how much irritation my manager can handle.
Great! Start with this, and slowly escalate every week or two until they stop perstering you.
Double it every day
I straight up ignore anyone who does this.
I don’t give a fuck if it’s the CEO.
don’t waste my time.
send them this
This person was so passionate about wasting time with introduction messages that they pay a recurring domain renewal to make their point.
Hi
Hey
I truly hate this. At work I’ve told everyone that if they just send a “hello” message it will be ignored. I have things to do other then going twenty rounds of “hello” before getting into the actual subject.
can I ask you a question?
user is typing. . .
22 minutes ago
“Can I ask you a question?”
“No.”
Well, they just did. Could say that it’s $1/question then charge them $2 after answering their actual question
In Teams, use your pedantic BS pleasantry if you absolutely must.
But then use [CTRL] + [Enter] to start a new line and type out your message or request.
And while I am at it… stop randomly calling people. Set a meeting or ping / text it.
- can I ask you a question?
- you just did. Have a good day.
Put a trigger warning on this jfc
Is 12:45 PM 00:45 in normal digital time?
12:45pm is 12:45 in 24h time.





