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I straight up ignore anyone who does this.
I don’t give a fuck if it’s the CEO.
don’t waste my time.
I’m thinking of replying with this:

Do it
I’m trying to decide how much irritation my manager can handle.
Great! Start with this, and slowly escalate every week or two until they stop perstering you.
Double it every day
Hi
Hey
send them this
This person was so passionate about wasting time with introduction messages that they pay a recurring domain renewal to make their point.
In Teams, use your pedantic BS pleasantry if you absolutely must.
But then use [CTRL] + [Enter] to start a new line and type out your message or request.
And while I am at it… stop randomly calling people. Set a meeting or ping / text it.
- can I ask you a question?
- you just did. Have a good day.
Put a trigger warning on this jfc
I truly hate this. At work I’ve told everyone that if they just send a “hello” message it will be ignored. I have things to do other then going twenty rounds of “hello” before getting into the actual subject.
can I ask you a question?
user is typing. . .
22 minutes ago
“Can I ask you a question?”
“No.”
Well, they just did. Could say that it’s $1/question then charge them $2 after answering their actual question
Is 12:45 PM 00:45 in normal digital time?
12:45pm is 12:45 in 24h time.





