Sneezing is never normal
Found the nerd fighter?
Shut up.
“Why did you do that”
Saying bless you after a sneeze makes no sense at all. I’m not in the business of blessing people.
“Oh Jesus christ! Go open a window and wash your hands.” Was what my Dad liked to say…
In germany some real life examples are:
- "aufwischen! ": get a mop
- "stirb leise! ": die qietly
achoo - Bless you.
achoo - You only get one.
achoo - Stop that.
I like to say, “I completely agree.” and, to someone else, “They’ve got a point.”
“Couldn’t have said it better myself” for me.
I use all of the above, but sometimes mix it up with “are you sure?” or “I’m not sure I agree with that”
AH-choo!
“Are you sure I agree with that?”
I usually go with either “don’t say shit like that to me” or “fuck’d you say bout my momma?”
Are you Garfield?
You get one blessing. Multiple sneezes are a scam for more blessings. If I keep blessing you, what’s your incentive to ever stop sneezing?
It’s not a real sneeze if there’s no echo
Oh hell no, I HATE loud sneezers. There is NO reason to scream when you sneeze. Get your shit together.
Have some goddamn respect for yourself.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Gazebo
“This one would bless you, but you don’t want the attention of these ones gods~.”
“This one does not mean to be rude”
You would be unsurprised to learn that this one regularly evokes this reaction from people ^_^
I always admired BioWare’s attempts to represent more ways of being than those enforced by convention. The universe is a big place with room for us all.
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations <3
“Ew what was that? Do you do that all the time? I’ve never seen anyone do that before.”
“Sneezing is not normal. I never sneeze.”
This was 2020
