You had me until the olives.

The White House is undoubtedly a high value target for US adversaries so having a fortified space in the event of an imminent attack is not useless.

Building a bunker at the White House is probably the most useful and appropriate allocations of funds Trump has done.

It’s a low bar, as they say.

Clearly, this is an ad for Hoppers

You can only lower the price while the store is open for business. Any price hikes must be done between business hours. 24 hour stores can raise prices once per day during off-peak hours or something.

We did the DNA test for our mutt. Nothing got above 17%. Too many breeds to name. She’s the best.

Seriously! It’s the first movie I thought of. I went to a couple of Lebowski Fests back in the day. So much fun.

They are local to every town and always have people there

The most annoying response when trying to get a price from someone

How high is the sign?! Where is the canine/equine cutoff for these people?!

…just curious

Every self is different, every care is different.

IWNDWYT

Yes, but it’s not very good