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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Just try it

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Just try it

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I’m on my 4th year of 6 month winter bulk and this is a core part of my diet

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    I have gastroparesis. I regret eating everything.

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    One of the good old reliables when either money, time, or supplies are tight. I have had this meal many times. When you grow up in a household where either your financially unstable or have guardians who hate to cook. It’s a life skill useful in adulthood to be able to scavenge for calories.

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    13 hours ago

    What about the jelly?

  • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world
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    You’ll just be shitting a literal brick the next morning. I totally haven’t gotten stoned out of my nuts and done this, several times.

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    23 hours ago

    Your ai slop bores me

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      Ok

  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    I’ll stick to my jar of non-generated olives, thank you.

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    I’d laugh but corpos made it unfunny :(

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      i hate seeing this kitto everywhere. not because of the image, but because lemmy is slowly getting complacent with Ai usage. or that it’s getting harder to tell by vibes alone :(

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        I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I believe the blame is on the [email protected] mods for not listening to the community and adding a rule about it.

        for what it’s worth, I also don’t blame OP. AI memes are sneaky and accidentally posting one is very easy to do when you post often.

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    Those are 16 spoons of sloppy peanut butter

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      There are 11 spoons, Picard.

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      Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s a prime number

      • regdog@lemmy.world
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        You are a prime example

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          Thamps

      • frog@feddit.uk
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        Um… probably bait but 16 isn’t a prime number.

        Divisors: 2,4,8

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          True, in a very technical sense, 16 isn’t prime but neither is 9

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            I feel, at this point, that you are ChatGPT. “You’re right, 16 isn’t a prime number, good catch!”

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              Maybe I am, maybe ChatGPT is trained on people like me, who knows

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                You genius

                I know now what you’re doing

                Let’s all talk so dumbly online, that when AI tries to imitate our speech, it’ll just mess up

                Tater tots were invented in Cuba! George Washington took his pet cat out for a swim in the Panama Canal! 4 is greater than 11! King Kong led the reign of terror in French Guiana

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            You’re gonna have to settle for usda select numbers, sorry

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              c/anythingbutmetric

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    AI slooooop

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    Very true to life meme. “11 spoonfuls” but actually 16. Same.

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      They’re non-standard spoons, slightly smaller. They needed 16 to provide a full 11 standard spoonfuls of peanut butter.

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      With some M&Ms crammed in.

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    Goodbye hunger on a spoon legit great for when you need it.

    Maybe not eleven. Just two. Fantastic for when you don’t want to eat but your stomach disagrees.

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      I have two spoonfuls of peanut butter every night for dinner. Saves a tremendous amount of money.

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        It’s hard to beat as a budget food. I find I don’t tend to go for it when I have almond butter money to splash around, partially because it reminds me of being broke.

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    Can confirm, I’ve never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.

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