accidental stoicism
literally this guy

This is the most weeb shit I’ve read in a while, I love it
An evil laugh is really important. Not the obvious muahahahaha. It has to be truly evil, but realistic enough that overhearers can’t tell if you’re clowning or not.
Nothing is better than an ojou sama laugh
Reframing is a powerful tool.
you do know that villains lose most of the time right
Pff, that does not affect my plans, I will succeed no matter what it takes
The xanatos gambit I love it
Have you heard of our Lord and savior xanatos?
Yeah, but this is real life, not fiction.
A minor setback!
Muhaha all according to keikaku
(keikaku means plan)
Only in fiction
Skeletor lost a lot, but he was never totally defeated.
“Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off again!!!” I’ll be back next episode none the worse for wear…
It suits me to let you go on believing that!
Whenever I have a minor inconvenience I go into a soliloquy on how the gods have damned me for my hubris. I guess that’s negative energy but it gives me the same effect.
Another powerful strategy: the mid-boss-fight “I tire of this!” and AOE stun everyone around you while you either escape or enter your second phase.
“It matters not.” Is my personal favorite. Very helpful.
what about when shit hits rock bottom?
Then you hit the world with a “you haven’t seen the last of me” and come back when your stronger and more ornery
Time to hit the character improvement arc straight out of pure spite for the universe
That’s when you dig deep and go “You FOOLS! Now witness my true power!!”
More content for your villainous monologue
I have been looking for more reasons to say, “The die is cast!”
“Et tu… Bus!”
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