Not a peep from Schumer or Jeffries. They are collaborators, no different from in Vichy France.

It sounds better. Fight me

I’ll take 2

No one may know

They queefed

New Zealander

I trust the Philip Morris public health advisor more than I trust the Palantir CTO.

Psychologists don’t typically prescribe pills. Psychiatrists do. How far did you get into your degree?

Imagine being too stupid for a shitpost sub

Maybe lay off the datura

Lady looks like a chewed up garbage pail kid card

I feel like I encountered this as a kid but wouldn’t have known how to cheat

I literally posted a screenshot and a link to what a hung jury is. Shall I hold your hand and walk you to the joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hung_jury

I swear I saw this post earlier but it was a red/berry pie

I’m 40 and close to retiring. Ha

Let me go over this trivial math topic so many times that you lose the ability to learn math before proceeding to a much more difficult concept

I do not miss one thing about school

They’re smoking because they’re stressed about their impending doom

It’s barely passable