PrimeErective

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

Incredible joke 10/10

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

They call him big booty, so I call him big booty

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”

Eagle River?!

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

It’s incredible

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

Find them and kill them!

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

I really want to see statue of Tjentište