She knows. She just don’t care
Cats will do exactly what they’re not allowed to do. Source: my cats.
I used to have a cat where the house rule was “no cats on the kitchen counter”.
Well … Ok, no cats on the kitchen counter when I’m in the room.
… If I see you on the kitchen counter, I’ll scoop you up and set you on the floor?
… I admit defeat.
Well she’s not on the counter…
You’re as much a lawyer as that darn cat!
My cat was like that, when it was all quiet after lunch we knew she was trying to eat something leftover in the kitchen
Doesn’t look like a cat that’s not allowed in there.
Looks more like swamp gas from a weather balloon created a thermal pocket by reflecting light from Venus.
The heat is clearly caused by ball lightning igniting the swamp gas.
Sure “swamp” gas
Your cat knows you don’t want to catch her in this room. Not the same thing. Fortunately, you’re not catching her in this room. Just a cryptid.
You must be new to cats. They don’t give a fuck
My neighbor (who doesn’t have a cat) said cats are dumb because they don’t listen to and understand you like dogs do.
I told him that cats listen and understand, they just don’t give a fuck.
terrifying
Wait! There! Panel 5!
Is that…
…an autobot?
Looks like the Skunk Ape to me
Smells like one too!
Cats are punk and will do what they are told not to
It is your cat.
Impossible! She would never disobey me!
This cryptid is known for human interaction, but do not fall for its tricks. No matter what it attempts to convey, know that it has already eaten.
“Your puny hand has no power here”
Cats have really hot eyes!
And a colder nose than I expected!
