New social media idea: You can paywall your own comments.

It’s good in spirit, but “who won the 2020 election” would be the types of questions finding their way on there.

That’s rough.

Republic credits are no good here.

Did you cry hard enough when the orange man died?

*sips sugar free monster*

Look alive, zoomies. It’s time for another trench charge.

If you can’t show off your rare pepe collection then what’s the point?

The people who make these laws completely forget that trans men exist.

Which pocket do you keep your phone in?

Communal machines? You could try running a cleaning tablet yourself and focus on using the one machine every time.

I gave Bluesky a shot and didn’t really like it. This might have to do with how I never liked Twitter before or after the rebranding.

I do think the branding is way better than mastodon though.

It’s a conspiracy by Big Mayo to keep flavor out of food, I tell ya! They’ll come for the sriracha next!

Know your audience. The guy smoking a cig and pounding a monster for breakfast before clocking into their minimum wage job also probably voted against their own interests.

There is a tier of Netflix where people pay to see ads in their content.

B-but china bad. My oil tycoon told me so.

How dare these kids have a meme number. They should only love my meme number.

It’s not entirely her fault. The billionaire class has been dumping money into that fire since before you or I were even born.

Instead of garnishing with pico you garnish with bacon bits.

The Bumble IPO was when I knew online dating as a business was done. Look up the stock and pour one out for anyone who bought it five years ago.

You mean Twitter?