Terminal, (s)even.

yeah it’s much smarter to have all your belongings taken away by debt collectors

wohlfüh put yuh ass away

that just sounds comedic to me, like you’re putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect

do you think it’s gross to wash your hands in the sink? if not, why is it magically gross to drink the water from the tap?

so like, why are you here? you cannot genuinely believe this nonsense and yet have the will to live.

The fact that you spend your time commenting on the internet shows that you don’t actually believe what you say.

it’s not purity testing, it’s astroturfing. I’m convinced 90% of these kinds of comments are made by paid actors to make people think vegans and vegetarians are miserable shitheads who hate them.

i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?

At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.

i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash

as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance

it is nice to not cause a stampede because people think a fire broke out

still not a thing in europe, we just use the sinks in the toilets.

which is ironic, because that’s not how covid fucking spreads, at all

this is why i twerk while drinking from a fountain, and when i’m done with water running down my chin and tongue drooping, i gently moan.

Elijah has a shorter face and smiles like he’s insane but has learned to live with it

Like it’s okay, i don’t hate it, but it becomes too much sweetness and unless there’s something non-sweet to balance it out i won’t be able to manage more than a few bites.

What goes well with chocolate is stuff like chips and nuts, salty carbs.

this is why heaven is full of lesbians

“Ka-blooey!”

“oh they’re gonna hafta gluu yuu back together, IN HELL”

and 3d-printers

We have the technology, we can rebuild her