Can you grab me some democracy while you’re out?
Four whole chickens and a Coke.
Go pee for me, I don’t want to get out of bed
Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.
I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.
I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn’t have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.
What was the games room like?
That’s… disgustingly impressive.
As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.
Oh, it’s okay, I kept a rag next to the funnel. And I used a funnel. Belt and braces, you see?
A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that’s all we need
Can I get a “fuck you” to these bitches from all of my niggas who don’t love hoes? They get no dough.
Continental Roll please + 1 A&W Root Beer can(no sarsaparilla).
My family’s usual response to this is: “a bag of 100 USD bills”.
I’m annoyed just repeating it.
yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
bean
Nice try Liam
He thought he could fool us with that username
What kind of bean?
big
Yo dog, make sure you get lime a bean
You know it’s Lima for Lima, Peru? Surprise fact.
A bagel.
Always bagel.
Chive cream cheese or regular?
Black licorice.
What. What? No.
Blinker fluid for my car
Front or rear?
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
Could you swing by the pharmacy and pick up my wife’s meds for me?
Thanks.
Edit: there shouldn’t be a co-pay, but if there is let me know and I’ll send you the cash.
Ayo I gotchu
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
A hug.
🫂
thank u
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d’olive, which sounds a bit similar.
Funny, in Dutch crying = huilen, so I always thought of it as the olives tears…
Als mede Nederlander, ik weet het, maar toch was ik verrast door de olijventranen als metafoor…
that’s racist
he may well be a Belgian speaking dutch
No he seems like a smart guy
:p
They said they’re out, sorry.
You. You get me.
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
You just reminded me to add the liquor store to my errand list, thank you.
I’m here if you need an also depressed friend to talk to.
Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn’t have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.
FUCK. You beat me to it
