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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前

Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive health

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Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive health

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前
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Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive health | CNN
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Smart underwear that tracks flatulence is giving scientists a new way to study farts — and potentially gain insight into gut health and disease, researchers say.
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    18 天前

    I don’t need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn’t be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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      That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side.

      I call it the fart switch.

      • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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        18 天前

        Give them air! You got what you wanted!

      • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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        18 天前

        Checks out

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    18 天前

    Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized…

    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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      I’ll wear shirts as underwear before this junk… corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make.

      • matt1126@feddit.uk
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        I’ll learn to make my own.

    • aarch0x40@piefed.social
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      This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨

      • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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        18 天前

        New Glade Aszpouri scents just dropped!

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          18 天前

          $1000 per injection available exclusively from Bozo Nordisk.

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      18 天前

      The environmental benefits!

      All that methane can be ignited and burned at the source!

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    Dude, I don’t need a clue, I have ibs. Trust me, there is no mystery to be solved here.

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    18 天前

    Smart underwear

    Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      Look at Ms. Smartypanties over there?

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    18 天前

    This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law.

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      Don’t we already know whats going on there? Could be just me, but i dont want more details.

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    Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.

    • AXH@lemmy.zip
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      18 天前

      Immediately what came to mind, classic Infomercial

  • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Not enough fiber you say. I thought French fries, being a vegetable, would have plenty of fiber.

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    Can I sync it with the smart toilet that takes photos of my shit? Otherwise I’m not interested

    Tap for spoiler

    /s

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    Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]

    Ladies playing the trumpet irl

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    18 天前

    Just read this headline to my mother and she said, “Give a pair to Trump!”

    We might get some insights into exactly what’s wrong with the bastard.

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