But … but literally nobody wants this. Nobody. Even the people who created it went home and gave themselves an uppercut.

Carl

To show people they give one.

Johnson’s day will come for his collaboration with Trump. It may take a few years to work its way through the courts after real leaders return to power, but he’ll eventually be wearing his favourite colour behind bars every day for the rest of his life: Trump’s Arsehole Orange.

So you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!

CEOs: “You can’t just say you hate consumers, you have to show it as well!”

Who will Trump’s mob onsell them to?

Wow! I hope your neighbour’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!

The wet is the oil. The dry is the meat.

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RFK Jr-approved!

TIL plants aren’t alive.

Because if there’s one thing kids in gulags love, it’s being forced to do schoolwork.

Paint them rainbow.

Officer who shot the suspect - “I feared for my life because it was possible the suspect was sitting down, calmy drinking a warm beverage”.

That doesn’t look like Elon Musk …

Very popular! There was even a book! The ‘I Haven’t Had a Shit for Seven Weeks’ Diet!

Transfats, High-Fructose Corn Syrup, Titanium Dioxide and Artificial Sweeteners?

“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!”

They could save so much money by firing the CEO!