You forgot about him jerking to images of uniformed officers
Yeah, he calls that time “leak investigations”
Eewwww. That’s what I get for commenting
I felt gross writing it, everyone loses.
He had to cut into that time to creep on some Canadian teen cadets. (Only partially satire)
I thought “leak investigations” was him interrogating everyone he sees about who keeps drinking all his alcohol.
I read it as “uninformed officers” at first, and Frankly both work 🤷🏻
Haha ACAB ;)
He gets blacked out, and he screws up again. Because he’ll never learn to stay down.
Crazy how I read all that in the pacing of Tubthumping.
it’s literally the lyrics of tubthumping
It’s also funny because Chumbawumba are incredibly based af
Fun Fact: their album Tubthumper was one of the first I CD’s I ever bought. I always stuck to cassettes up until that point.
That is a memorable turning point to CDs, change tracks instantly, and the CD changers, good times!
That’s actually fucking fantastic, thank you for sharing this!
I always upvote and rewatch this when I see it.
That’s the least crazy take possible
Piss in the microwave…
When it comes to ammo we as a society have on all these fuckers by now, ‘he drinks’ is pretty much the weakest one.
I feel like a leak investigation of that size mist be due after all that drinking…
The testosterone shot
- checks the homies’ testosterone levels by licking armpits, urine and cum taste test
Man I miss Colbert’s late show …
Millions of enlisted folk have made “drink hard Monday, sweat it out Tuesday morning PT run” work every day for years and don’t leak classified info, booze is not the reason Pete is a shitbag
Interesting way to spell “advance the proletarian cause by sabotaging the forces of bourgeois capitalism.”
