Forester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkpawb.socialimagemessage-square155linkfedilinkarrow-up1437arrow-down163file-text
arrow-up1374arrow-down1imageA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkpawb.socialForester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square155linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoA cow is more likely to kill you than a shark (on land).
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoIf you get into a pool with a cow, its not going to be nice to you either.
minus-squareAcidBurn@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWhat if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoYou get arrested for animal cruelty
minus-squareAcidBurn@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoFor the cow or the shark? Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow
minus-squareLeft as Center@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoIn the majority of cases, the cow is more dangerous. Only 3 species of sharks are dangerous out of more than 500.
minus-squarebanazir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI see you are not familiar with sea cows.
minus-squareForester@pawb.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoGood thing that the petrochemical industry has not polluted the land air and water then…
A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark (on land).
If you get into a pool with a cow, its not going to be nice to you either.
What if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?
You get arrested for animal cruelty
For the cow or the shark?
Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow
In the majority of cases, the cow is more dangerous. Only 3 species of sharks are dangerous out of more than 500.
I see you are not familiar with sea cows.
Good thing that the petrochemical industry has not polluted the land air and water then…