CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前Today is my 25th birthdaymedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square113linkfedilinkarrow-up1401arrow-down129
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 个月前…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 个月前Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
minus-squaremrmisses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Dr. Whosticles.
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
What about the right one?
Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
and now I just read up all about deez nuts