Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoHad to fight off the twinks for this breadlemmy.worldimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1542arrow-down14
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minus-squareskisnow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down13·2 months agoBread makes you fat.
minus-squareroot@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 months agoAny food makes you fat if consumed enough.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoHow much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoWell, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions: Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThough it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHuh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery. Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoActually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near… That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter. Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
minus-squareskisnow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agojudging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBro I’ve made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim. Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w
minus-squareskisnow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agothere was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon
minus-squareThemosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agowho said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
minus-squareThemosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoputting them in clear glass jars for later use
minus-squareThemosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months ago…if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat…and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself
Bread makes you fat.
Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.
How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:
Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.
Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving
I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.
Actually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near…
That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.
Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
yes well done
It’s a movie quote
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
judging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.
Bro I’ve made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim.
Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w
there was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon
who said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
Stapling it to trees?
putting them in clear glass jars for later use
Mold fetish
Frosted.
more like glazed
You must be well hydrated.
I drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !
…if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal
I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat…and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself