is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
That doesn’t narrow things down much.
Love that this is how I found out
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
Me too, didn’t expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump’s lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don’t want a special election
McConnell doesn’t have a sister they can replace him with?
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
I find out about people who’ve died by this, more than probably any other way.
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, “It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell.”[374]
That is so awesome.
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.
McConnell and Graham in one week!?
Nature is healing
Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately
Yet Roombas exist in the wild, how strange
Funny you should post a Jurassic Park meme, because…
They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and… I’m sure there’s a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
He had a terminal case of the vapors.
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
Lol, me too.
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.
That was kind of the plot of the movie
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.
Actually, maybe he already is…
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
