I feel like I’m not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it’s over fam :(
Here’s the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee
“do you have signal?” “yeah i got like 5 bars”
perfection. no notes.
I really don’t like the way you’re talking to my gf.
Our girlfriend, commrade!
i love messing with spammers i always hope there is a real person being annoyed and not just a bot
I’m not sure what I expected to be on that shirt
Their merch is intense but their music is iconic! Listen to this shit and try to tell me you aren’t in a better mood having listened to it? So cheery and fun!
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/track/c-u-next-tuesday
Did everyone get the “hello” or what? How did they choose who to send it to?
I got nothing the 1st time around so I was very excited to be included this round!
The first “fediverse chick” targeted active users from specific communities. You can look where OP was active during the last days and try to be visible there, too if you want to be included :D
Pure gold



