The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
…I honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse.
How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.
This reads like a EULA
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says “I’m down for that, where’s your consent form?”.
Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
This feels like we’re making fun of someone with clear social disabilities.
I don’t like it.
Yeah! Someone with a social disability decided to make their very very creepy and detailed preferences plain for the world to see in exhaustive, almost parodillic detail,
Or: It’s a joke shirt




