bdonvr@thelemmy.club to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agoDonald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President death and hospital rumourswww.mirror.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square170linkfedilinkarrow-up1573arrow-down110
arrow-up1563arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President death and hospital rumourswww.mirror.co.ukbdonvr@thelemmy.club to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square170linkfedilink
minus-squaremadjo@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·1 month agoGiven how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he’s dead. YAY!
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 month agoWhen he actually does croak, I wonder how long they’ll hide it and what lengths they’ll go to in order to keep it a secret…
minus-squareGuyFawkesV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoOh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoHe might begin to smell by then.
minus-squareColonel_Panic_@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoWhat if he actually died months ago?
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThen they’ve stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThey will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.
Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he’s dead. YAY!
When he actually does croak, I wonder how long they’ll hide it and what lengths they’ll go to in order to keep it a secret…
Oh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.
He might begin to smell by then.
He crossed that line years ago.
What if he actually died months ago?
Then they’ve stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.
They will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.