Initial suspicion was that the lorry might have been stolen by visiting US researchers from Fermilab, but a review of CCTV footage by CERN scientist Vittoria Vetra suggests it had been left overnight with the handbrake off.
I should have paid more attention. But I was just reaching into my bag to get my baguette lunch. CERN lorry driver Herwig Chopper
Vetra discovered that following the test run, the driver – Herwig Chopper – had hit a pine marten dashing across the car park. “I should have paid more attention,” admitted Chopper. “But I was just reaching into my bag to get my baguette lunch”.
I like how they immediately blame the Americans
Anything can happen today, yeah?
Probably just got too close to the proton lorry. Happens all the time.
Sophons again
License plate: “B0RE4L1S”
I’ll wait for the movie to come out
Already did, sorta: Angels and Demons
So, April fools?






