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alsimoneau@lemmy.ca to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Shock as CERN antiproton lorry vanishes in staff car park – Physics World

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Shock as CERN antiproton lorry vanishes in staff car park – Physics World

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alsimoneau@lemmy.ca to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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Truck was used last month to transport 92 antiprotons around CERN
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  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    Initial suspicion was that the lorry might have been stolen by visiting US researchers from Fermilab, but a review of CCTV footage by CERN scientist Vittoria Vetra suggests it had been left overnight with the handbrake off.

    I should have paid more attention. But I was just reaching into my bag to get my baguette lunch. CERN lorry driver Herwig Chopper

    Vetra discovered that following the test run, the driver – Herwig Chopper – had hit a pine marten dashing across the car park. “I should have paid more attention,” admitted Chopper. “But I was just reaching into my bag to get my baguette lunch”.

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      I like how they immediately blame the Americans

  • xordos@lonestarpiefed.duckdns.org
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    Anything can happen today, yeah?

  • Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip
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    Probably just got too close to the proton lorry. Happens all the time.

  • Ydna@lemmy.world
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    Sophons again

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    License plate: “B0RE4L1S”

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    I’ll wait for the movie to come out

    • [email protected]@lemmy.federate.cc
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      Already did, sorta: Angels and Demons

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    So, April fools?

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