Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoYour mileage may varylemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1497arrow-down129
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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·1 month agoThis is why I worship the Sun. It’s actually there and is provably responsible for all life.
minus-squareFrowingFostek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoOf course you do, you’re a space noodle. Whatelse would you worship?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agothe sun might be responssible for life, but the full moon was responsible for getting me laid. (and the wine, and the really nice dinner… and uh. some other stuff.) (it certainly wasn’t my ability to flirt.)
minus-squarebottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoJust out of interest - apropos of nothing you understand - did it hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoNo, that was a moray (eel).
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoBut don’t pray to it. Pray to Joe Pesci. He gets things done.
minus-squareKnossos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI appreciate the reference. RIP
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIDK, the Sun is older and meaner.
This is why I worship the Sun. It’s actually there and is provably responsible for all life.
Of course you do, you’re a space noodle. Whatelse would you worship?
the sun might be responssible for life, but the full moon was responsible for getting me laid. (and the wine, and the really nice dinner… and uh. some other stuff.) (it certainly wasn’t my ability to flirt.)
Just out of interest - apropos of nothing you understand - did it hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
No, that was a moray (eel).
But don’t pray to it. Pray to Joe Pesci. He gets things done.
I appreciate the reference. RIP
IDK, the Sun is older and meaner.