I’m right there with you. I think the hamster was the last new hero I played with.

Those were good times.

Now they’re adding a cat with a jetpack, which I would love if they gave her a better name than Jetpack Cat.

That link to the different player types was very interesting. I’m somewhere between an Achiever and Explorer. Probably more explorer, but I am a sucker for hitting the next level, gear upgrade, etc.

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Neither? This makes no sense at all.

I have one.

If you got poop on your hand, would you just wipe it off with a napkin and be ok with that, or are you going to wash your hands?

Respect your butt.

Oh. I misunderstood what you were saying when I first answered. I wouldn’t have bothered if I had realized how racist the question was.

Maybe not die for, but you’ll keep them till the day you die.

Yeah, I think you’re arguing with a very small minority of people.

The only difference is that you believe in one of them and not the other.

I just wanted to give you a little insight on what you sound like when you come in here saying that Christianity was fucked from the beginning, and that the Ten Commandments are flawed, but that they still deserve more credibility than other imaginary sky daddies.

That’s exactly how I feel about your God. Of course, you’ll say it’s different for this reason or that, but Santa is just as nonsensical as God, and is just as contradictory to the other verifiable truths we know about the world.

If you can’t take my request to believe in an unseen magical man who watches everything you do and rewards those who follow his rules seriously, why do you think that anyone would seriously consider your request to believe in a magical man who watches everything you do and rewards you for following his rules?

Remember kids, winners never cheat, and cheaters never lose.

You never believed in Santa Claus?

What’s stopping you from believing in him now?

Why are trying so hard to talk to people that don’t want you around?

In my town, the only new businesses are car washes, vape shops, and drive thru coffee franchises.

We had plenty of all three to begin with, but now there’s far more than anyone could ever need.

Remember how much more fun Christmas was when you believed in Santa? You should just start believing in Santa again and enhance your Christmas experience!

It’s easier said than done. Once you realize that Santa was just a manipulative lie to make children behave, you can’t force yourself to forget all that and just go back to the sense of wonder you had as a kid.

There’s a war on for morons.

Flying Pig

Why the long face?

I have a bachelor’s in one field, a master’s in a different one, and a job that has very little to do with either.

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