Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoTIL it takes the average mammal 12 seconds to poop.www.pbs.orgexternal-linkmessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up1311arrow-down15
arrow-up1306arrow-down1external-linkTIL it takes the average mammal 12 seconds to poop.www.pbs.orgQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months ago12 seconds to poop, sure, if you don’t count all the time for bathroom clean up, a shower, laundry, etc…
minus-squarePringles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoI’m afraid to ask, but just how the fuck do you poop exactly? Do you helicopter poop it hippo style in the middle of the bathroom?
minus-squareOkokimup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThank you for giving me the giggles.
minus-squarecalcopiritus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoYou’ll save a lot of laundry time if you pull your pants down before pooping.
12 seconds to poop, sure, if you don’t count all the time for bathroom clean up, a shower, laundry, etc…
I’m afraid to ask, but just how the fuck do you poop exactly? Do you helicopter poop it hippo style in the middle of the bathroom?
Thank you for giving me the giggles.
You’ll save a lot of laundry time if you pull your pants down before pooping.