Lol, the worst is that person doesn’t smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.
From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.
Never mind the sauna or being barefoot, nobody does cardio in jeans and a belt
Yeah pants with a belt will have your boxers ride up on you, it’s super annoying, you need some kind of workout pants, with a drawstring.
What makes you think he wears underwear.
You’re welcome.
“RFK Jr’s saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind”
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Bonus: what does that room smell like?
You know that odor people have when they eat too much garlic? Yeah…
Lol, the worst is that person doesn’t smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.
It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.
From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.
Damn, checkmate I didn’t even see that one coming.
It’s the chafing. Look at his position. The belt is in his hips constantly crease.