• hector@lemmy.today
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    25 days ago

    Yeah pants with a belt will have your boxers ride up on you, it’s super annoying, you need some kind of workout pants, with a drawstring.

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        24 days ago

        “RFK Jr’s saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind”

        This mental image brought to you by @[email protected].

        Bonus: what does that room smell like?

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            24 days ago

            Lol, the worst is that person doesn’t smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.

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          24 days ago

          It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.

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            24 days ago

            From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.